Rhod Gilbert on BBC Radio Wales.

If you are listening to this, you are listening to Rhod Gilbert's Best Bits, some of the best bits of my Saturday morning radio show, live on BBC Radio Wales. This week, I'm in the studio in Cardiff with Chris Corcoran.

I'm just gonna read __ ... I've got some things __ coming in here that I __ bothered reading, so it could be rubbish ... / Sure. / ... high likelyhood of rubbish. Uh ... RE: Trousers ... / Is that his name? / Um ... No. RE ... RE ... subject box ... / I thought / email / trousers / his name was ... What's his name? / His name is not Ray Trousers / Sophie in Edinburgh. / Good name, though. / Uh ... What? Ray Charles? / Yeah. ... / It is a good name / it would__ have been, for this email __. / Hi Rhod, big fan __ __. ... I've learned so much about certain things ... since listening ... basically gnus. / she says. Uh ... / since listening to your show. And I was hoping you could help me with your intellect on language and general worldly knowledge. / Huh. That's fair. / It's nice, innit? / Yeah. / Huh? Sarcastic, but not ... / Here's the situation. I rang my boyfriend yesterday ... I rang my boyfriend yesterday to tell him I managed to get two pairs of trousers / But I didn't mean 'two pairs' as in 'two pairs of trousers'. I meant two trousers. ... Two pairs, would have actually been four trousers, as in two actual pairs of trousers. ... I could ... / Uh ... Are you with this? / Well, I understand the mistakes she's made. / I __ understand the mistakes she's made. But who in the world says, "I've ... I've bought two trousers / meaning one pair of trousers / Sophie in Scotland and possibly Ray Trousers / So, she ... Sophie in Scotland ... __ __ what she's saying / she bought a pair of trousers, and then she rang her boyfriend up and said, / I bought two trousers / Yeah. / I ... Would you believe this? / Um ... no. / Nor me. / Not really ... / I don't believe her. / ... because the concept of trousers is something __ / I know / she's going with it / __ intoduced to fairly early in life / I never ... nobody in the world has ever made / got / somebody__ g__, / Nuh, nuh, that's ... that's just a pair / we call / Nobody's gonna go, "Really?" / 「ズボン一着は a pair of trousers て言うんだよ」「え！　そうなの！」 / No. / fancy / since when? / fancy getting through life __ this __ / she's got to be / You can't. The first time you meet trousers in life, first interaction __ you have __ any trousers, will be a pair of trousers / you / deliberate? / No. ... I think she's being ... / I think she's deliberately ... / 何かほかに言いたいことがあるんだ。そのための作り話だ。 / It's the only explanation, really. / そうとしか思えないね / __ing up a problem that isn't there. / Yeah. / __ you believe she rang her boyfriend up __ / I've got two pairs of trousers / I ... I / __ she actually meant / maybe there's something going on between her and him, and this is more about them than the idea of how ... what you call trousers. / I don't know what it's about, mate. ... I don't know what it's about. But, ... from ... from the world ... from the moment we meet trousers in this world, we know that truosers __ a pair of trousers __ __ __ __ / That's the phrase. / just / although / you do / "s__ stuff on your trousers" / けど、ズボンに何かこぼしたときは ... って言うよね / you don't say / pair of trousers / call / that's fine. ... Of course you can call / "your trousers" / but you wouldn't ring somebody up and say / I rang my boyfriend and said / I've just got ... I__ managed to get two ... / True. / ... pairs of trousers / when you mean / just mean / one pair of trousers / Hang on. What __ she say? / She said ... / she said to her boyfriend / Hello / this is her / hello, John. Great news. I've managed to get two pairs of trousers. / Very good. / Right? And when __ says / Two pairs, love? __ __ __ __ __ __ __? / Who __ __ in __ Krank .../ she goes, / Oh, no, no / Who said __ __ __ Krankie / and he says, / What __ __ __ __ two pairs __ __ __ __ __ __ I've only got two legs, don't I? / Do __ __ __ once again. Do ... / Jimmy Krankie / I've only got two legs, don't I? / __ __ __ __, John. I didn't mean / Krankie / I didn't mean ... I didnit mean / two pairs of trousers / I actually meant ... I meant ... __ meant one pair of trousers / say __ __ __ / Anyway ... / Go on, say it. / Right? And these / Do it in her voice / __ __ __ __ / go on, take __ 80's. Say __ __. / Have you been drinking at lunchtime again? ... Um ... / Go on, say it. / I'm not saying __ __ __ __ your pleasure, mate / Go on, say it. / get off on it / loads of people enjoying this / trying to / me / it / fancy __ / in the Krankie's voice / You f__ t__. / It's really funny __ __ just because / stubb__nly don't say / construct / __ narrative around my motivation for ... why / I'm not gonna / narrative / any listener listening to this / know exactly why you're trying to / __ __, mate. __ __ __ off on it / All right. Whatever. ... I just thought your impression was so good, of Jimmy Krankie. / was / Right. ... So, she rang him up, apparently, and said, "I've ... / managed to get two pairs of trousers / sorry / Right? / yeah / see if / do it yourself / yourself / you__ have to do it yourself / he's very good at it, ladies and gents. ... Uh ... so, anyway, I don't believe her / believe she rang __ up / she meant a pair of trousers / makes no sense / she says then, "My question is, why is it / pair of trousers / that's where you were going / we know / why is it a pair of trousers? / she says, "I thought it was maybe because we have two legs / Right? / __ __ / fair enough / but then she says / and ... and this is the only point for which her email gets ... uh ... valid / Huh huh, / she __ / we have two arms / we don't call / pair of shirts / is a good point / ... or a pair of jacket / yeah / she / pair of shoes / fair enough / pair of socks / fair enough / Yeah, / but why not a pair of shirt / somebody might be able to answer this / actual garment is joined ... and shoes aren't joined, and there was / I totally get it / Yeah. I ... I think / valid / yeah / valid / she's come back in / back in here / we have a pair of pants / fair enough / but not a pair of vest__ / we get the point now / yeah / don't __ ... don't __ it / 例を挙げるのはもういいよ / And ... and, if anything, __ vest has a pair of holes / __ pants __ only three / I've been trying to figure out what's going on for far too long now, and I'd really like to resume normal life. Any help much appreciated __ __ ... / Huh. It's a good email. / Sophie in Edinburgh / Well, / I don't know / if anybody can, uh, illuminate / why / pair of shirt__ / pair of jacket. That part is valid / the rest / n__. / that's how the show is done, though. / Yeah.

Good morning, R__ / That's nice / and Mr. Corcoran __ __ / ... Wow. / Good morning. / Uh ... / I love / show / listening live today a.k.a. tonight, in Japan / Huh. / __ __ from __ N__ Simpson. Um ... / I'm telling you this in defiance of the fact that you don't care. ... / あえて逆らって言います / It's some minutes after 8 P.M. now in Japan / got back / from the UK, so I'm very jet-lagged. ... __ __ __ the best home-sickness cure ever. You should be bottled. / Huh. Uh ... / I'm away to continue my / working / way through / 80 different K__s you claim can be found / Uh ... that's what I read / other chocolate bars / you tell us ... you tell us __ ... How many K__s are there? ... Uh ... Other chocolate bars are available ... uh ... did you know? / yeah, I did / thanks for helping me out there / make sure / anything less than a splendid weekend / sayonara / uh ... oh, / what does __ meam / Korkey? You are a big Japanese student / genki de ... or [jenki de]? [jenki di]? [genki du]? ... / Well, on the basis __ / I just know / arigato. ... Uh ... and that's all / sayonara / I don't know sayonara / You know sushi? / Uh, yeah / sashimi / udon? / maybe it's sushi / udon / __ __ wagamama? / That's all I've got. / ... Uh ... uh ... / "K__". ... Is that Japanese? / K__? ... Yeah, w__ on, w__ off ... / Yeah? / T__ all count__ / ____very nice____/ this one / is it mainly Asian listeners that you've got these days / __ is it mainly____ / __I would ... I would say the ... the global audience is bigger than the Welsh audience. / __ __ __ ever been two emails written, one after another, on BBC Radio Wales, where one has been from ... Japan and then / another one / from another place in Asia? / ... I don't know. / __ __ ch ... chuffed now a bit. / I don't know. ... I don't know. / I don't know, either. / I don't know. And I genuinely don't care. / __ __ ... well, obviously you don't care / ... Well ... what do you expect me to say to that? / 何を言えってんだ / oh yes / just go, "Oh yeah, Mmm ..." / don't you remember the great ... / Oh yeah, mmmm. / great Asian email scandal ... of 1987, when Owen Money / Japan and immediately followed up / remember / haven't you seen the certificate __ __ / constructing things like trousersgate / ... Uh ... / hi Rhod and __ guest / came in before you came ... before he knew it was you. / Hi. / Love ... love your show / podcast / usually at 7 P.M. / I don't care / what time / listen / local Singapore time / driving back from the beach / I think I'm the 7th listener in Singapore. And I__ noticed / people / all over the world / how did that happen? / Um ... Is that it? / just contacted me from abroad to say / how come / people / interested in it / Yeah. But surely he's one of ... / he should know / he is one of the people / from abroad / What's the point in asking me / think__ / unusual and therefore / quite surprised / 我ながら珍しいことをするやつだな、と思ったんだよ。ところが、自分と同じことをするやつがたくさんいたから、驚いたんだ。だから尋ねてるんだよ。 / I know / essentially, what __ __ saying is / from abroad / from abroad, Rhod? / Oh yeah, __ should have the answer / I get it, yeah. / __ __ __ __ __ ... now, __, come on / __ __ __ get back in touch / give __ the answer / give us ... give us ... give us the answer / people / ... Why did you get in touch? __ __ __ the point / just / say / in touch / radio __ eating itself here

D__ __ __ has been in touch / is that D__ G__? / I don't know. Probably / legs are made separately. That's why / pair of trousers. / Uh ... what's, uh, your ... uh ... what's your qualification for, uh, __ing such a confident ... uh ... / __ __ s__n together / so therefor__ / pair / s__n together / But ... / good suggestion / what do you mean by __ __ made separately / well, one trouser is made / one / there's a seam, isn't there? / yeah / Well, we knew that. / Yeah. / Yeah. / I / knew / piece of material / just be made into ... into the shape of / two legs / But that's what __ mean / didn't __? / paired together / uh / sleeves are made separately, surely / I don't know / Well, / Yeah ... / Well ... well, they are. / Yeah. / Aren't they? / Yeah. / You know. / Yes. Good point. / Right. / Good point. / Or a jacket. / Excellent answer, ... / Yeah. / ... but you__ just / another question / Excellent answer, __. ... Never contact the show again, D__. ... Uh ... uh ... T__ in B__ / contact / touch / rather strange ... uh ... sort of / related / my auntie / my auntie / to buy a pair of knickers / Here we go. / __ already __ / __ __ classy__ story ... / __ __ me __ __ __ __ __ knickers / ... I haven't bought a pair of pants __ __ market stoll for years. / Pack of three? / It's not ... it's not __ reflection of where I've got to in life / just / I bought some / Ams__ / Did you? / in __ summer / In a market stoll? / In a market stoll. / Yeah? / And do you know what? They __ really poor quality / Yeah? / they looked great, / Yeah? / and the guy said they __ great / bought / they weren't great / ... Conversely, / Huh huh, / I / allowed to say this / it's not __ abuse of the BBC. I / I'm not ... you know, there's a whole area / three pairs __ well-known brand of pants from a market stoll for about five quid. ... Perfectly good. / Yeah? / Perfectly good. ... Am I allowed to say that, __? / Yeah. / you know, I realize ... / ... I realize / scratching the surface of areas / BBC __ __ __ __ Saturday morning / fraud / yeah / black market / that kinda thing / that kinda stuff, you know. / ... Yes. It's off the list / Handling counterfeit__ ... that kinda stuff / off the list / __ __ __ fraud / ... Anyway, my aunt went to __ marketplace / to buy a pair of knickers / sounds a good start of a joke, this. ... "My aunt __ __ __ market st__ll / to buy a pair of knickers / To buy a pair of knickers. / anyway ... / Yeah, / It says here / my aunt went / to buy a pair of knickers / To buy a pair of knickers. / she wondered / where the other one was / ペアを買いに行った / もう片方はどこ？ / your aunt / wondered where the other one was when somebody gave / one pair of knickers / I mean ... you're just playing with language / I don't mind that. ... Just make sure you pull over __ if it's legal and safe to do so.

Greetings, Rhod and Korkey / RE: Celebrity Out Of Context Bingo / I have found a variant game, which came / witnessed a profoundly unusual event / This is a good start / ... Yeah / not / good finish, though. I've just read it. / I saw a __ / someone's drive ... / Yeah, / ... which had nothing in it but a kitchen sink. / OK. / Does anyone else / of __ similar nature / The feature I'm suggesting would be called Well-Known Object That Is The Subject Of A Popular Phrase / Out Of Context Bingo / __ clever, but I can't imagine / very much / reflection / may require / I get / you / everything / really nice idea / I get ... yeah, / nothing in it but a kitchen sink / is / seeing something that is ... uh ... / on its head / bingo / just ... / I have a feeling __ it may only be applicable to that one particular example / I think this is the only example ... I'll ... I'll tell you what. I'll file it. ... I'll file it, __ __ __, right? / expect / let's just say that. Um ... / if you__ listened carefully / probably hear / hit __ the floor / 注意深く聞いていたなら、床に落ちる音が聞こえたはずだ / there's a note from the producer / people keep saying / to the podcast / trying to get / people / the whole show. Fat chance. But anyway I'll read it. Uh ... / You can listen to / whole show / with __ music and the other bits / make it / podcast / via __ Radio iPlayer / It's not ... it's not how / people want a little / digestable things / work / listen / stay in for two hours / listen to that rubbish / Hi Rhod and Korkey / Hi. / My grandad used to go a tailor's in Swansea / This is a good start __ __ email / who call__ them a nice pair of trouser / ... Ooo ... / Singular. / Wow. / Is this just a Welsh thing? / "That's a good trouser." ... "nice pair of trouser" ... "nice pair" ... / a nice pair of trouser? / "That's a nice pair of trouser." / I've never heard that / nice trouser / I could understand / people / but / and / very __ limited / I imagine / I haven't heard it / is this just a Welsh thing? / We don't know / from Swansea in B__ / never think about it / just get on with it / uh / it's not worth it. Life's too short. / Hi Rhod, I saw a sign in a shop window / saying / Hey, maybe / Welsh thing / the trouser singular / Hi Rhod / sign / shop window / saying, / Buy One Trouser, Get Another Free / ズボンの片足を買えば、もう片足がもれなくついてくる / ... Now, does that mean ... / Mmm ... / get one leg / little joke / going on / buy / just get a pair of trousers / or ... it ... it says / mean / you get / pair__ of trousers / I guess that's the sort of thing that they hang over / all the / advert__, they, sort of, get you in / あれは何だろう？　って思わせるのが広告の役目だから。それで店内におびき寄せるわけだ。 / sting / all about / really / so you end up with a pair of trousers / Great. / know that / possibly / possibly / Possibly. ... Maybe that is the thing / hey / one / it's like a tailor's joke, isn't it? / It is a tailor's joke / maybe / in-joke / trouser makers / It might be. ... Um ... / it says here / can't speak for everyone / hang on / from / Singapore / __ in S__ earlier contacted the show / a lot of people seem to write in from abroad. Why is that? / and we threw it back at __ / abroad, mate. You tell us. / got an answer / I am indeed listening from abroad, and I merely noticed that many of your correspondence come__ from overseas / Yeah. / OK. ... It ... it ... it does. / I can't speak for everyone else, but why I listen / show / is that your show gives me a little bit of Wales on a Saturday night. / Why you should want that when you've got Sin__ __ your fingertips? / It thunders a lot, though, in Singapore / noticed / シンガポールでは雷が多いらしいよ / apart from Thursday / that's a good point / every single day / the day before New Year's Eve / this happened / south / Wales / this event / one / big event / time / party h__ / I must admit / this happened / about 1 A.M. / Huh huh. / __ ... one huge lightening / lit up the whole house / well, / thunder / I did it wrong / do / if I __ __ done this / radio / that is lightening / Yeah / and a second later, this: Boom / thunderc__ / one light__ing, flash / Yeah. / that was it. Nothing else / people / next day / did you / one piece of l__ing / all over the place / Swansea, M__, ... all around the G__. / Wow. / Flash. Boom. Gone. Over. Nothing. That was it. / That's a very Welsh way to do / get it over with / get it over with / It was amazing. Absolutely amazing / Wow. / but there we are / in Singapore / Wales on a Saturday night / it's called a pair of trousers because it's an outer garment covering the body from the waist to the ankles / we know what they are, mate. / ... covering the waist to the anckles with a separate part for each leg. ... / just describing it / why __ not __ pair of shrit / it? / because shirt is a outer garment / garment / two sleeves / arm / front / c__ / head / just / or maybe I'm wrong __ __ __ __ wrong in describing it / why it's called a pair of trousers / correct answer / good answer __ something else / it's not an answer at all / call / a pair of trousers / body / waist / if I said to you ... uh ... you know, / in ten seconds / describe / a pair of trousers / great / excellent answer / Singapore / P.S. ... P.S., keep up __ __ good work / every week. / ... Uh ... anyway, ... / slightly / attempts answer it / describe / can you throw out the question again, just in case / people__ just tuning in / vexed question ... __ big issue, hot potato, this week / is the ... uh ... is, "Why / pair of trousers / not called / a pair of shirt / or whatever it is / or "a trouser" ... yeah. / Hmm. / I think the reason / This is from / S__ in Swansea / I think / reason may be / again, I don't like this / I think the reason / every pair ... every pair item ends with an "s" / plural, ... trousers, pants, socks, gloves, ... whereas shirt / singular / But ... that doesn't have to be that way ... does it? / ... What? Say that again. / Well, she's just saying / things __ ending / plural / trousers / a pair of trousers / OK / yeah / flip-flops / plural, right? / Yeah. / jacket / vest / do not end with an "s" / singular, right? / now, that's a perfect ... that's a perfectly good point / __ singular, yeah / pefectly good observation / but / but it only leads to __ question / why are some of them / called / plural / だからさ、なぜ服の種類によって複数形だったり単数形だったりするんだ、ってきいてるんだよ / that is the question that we're asking / exactly / point / trousers are / as single an item as a shirt / one item / in her answer, the trousers / as much / as / question / __ __ __ __ ... all she's done, really, is ... is, sort of f__ed out the question. / Yeah. Thanks. / Thanks for that, S__ from Swansea / how about / answer? / How about ... now you know the question, / Yeah, / ... pop __ __ an answer.

This is BBC Radio Wales / to Rhod Gilbert / with / in Cardiff / coming / S__ again. ... Blimey. / has he got ... has he got a job? / he's chilling out / for so long / has been in __ news / uh / for continually raining / for the past 75 days. / Wow. / There we go. There we go. ... Past 75 days. Uh ... / a message from / look, / E__ __'s gone viral again. It's the wettest place / never used to be like this / your fault / Brian / uh, yeah, I'll take / for that. Um ... so, uh ... let's have a look / holiday in America / I saw E__ M__ shovelling her drive ... / Is this ... is this an Out Of Context ...? Let's have a look / celebrity / first entry / day / I saw / __ __ / shovelling / her driveway / instantly / Out Of Context, but her hit hit song is Let It Go ... Let It Go, in which she states / "Snow never bothered me anyway." / That's excellent. / Right. Hang on a minute. / That's excellent / You hold the fort / get / Celebrity Out Of Context file / give / should / go / only / actually true / because / so good. / ... Listen, mate, if we get into / realm of / "How would you know it was them?" / the whole feature falls apart / heard / not / best one I've ever heard. / What was that one that started off about ten years ago? That was a funny one. / I cannot remember / once / written down / I can't remember / enjoyed / for some reason on this / OK. / the ones / somebody called Stewart / full 20 points for Martin F__ / height of his fame / during the Hobbit thing / not being recognized / facial recognition system in ... uh ... in H__, which ... uh ... we enjoyed a lot. ... You're ... / Why? / ... you're looking at me / bemused / fair enough / facial recognition thing / through the normal ... It's a good one / good one / to be honest / Celebrity Out Of Context Bingo / like / good / don't / 20 out of 20, though / got / P__ / 19 points for / Michael J. Fox / what it was / did / it was something to do with the future and the past / Yeah? / I cannot remember what ... exactly what it was / out of 20, what are you / for / snow / driveway / having sung Let It Go / me anyway" at the end of it / I love it. ... 20. / really / jot that down / let me jot that down / from / he gets 20 ... 20 for E__ M__ ... uh ... snow". That's all I'm writing / remind me / Rhod / a brief email, this / 1. ... / It's not a brief email / if you__ start it __ numbering the points you're making / suggest / Rhod-o-vision Song Contest / fact / about __ man from / writing Thriller / is so good I'm not gonna bother. / Good decision. / Indeed, I think you should shut the feature down now ... / Yeah, / ... and declare that the winner / theory / Rhod-o-vision Song Contest this week / should actually be shut down because / somebody suggested that the guy who wrote, uh, T__ / apparently wrote T__ / internetted it / apparently, Internet-wise / sort of satisfied / true / shut the feature down / good question / shall we? / going badly / that / in / showbiz / Korkey love this theory / bad / get off stage / Did he? / yeah yeah / I know the __ __ / He was ... he was doing a bit, and then / well / actually / was / I / he / new stuff / new / quite cranky sometimes / I think / quite / we were __ing after, and / phrase / such a brilliant phrase ... just going badly / It is, because / makes no sense whatsoever / basically / whatever / get off / that doesn't make any sense / but we, as performers / know / get off / if / badly / get out of town / don't kick / really / well / Exactly, exactly, yeah. / Anyway ... I haven't got to the point 2 yet of __ email / there we are / time / I've never listened / remember / this is from now. Who is it from ...? ... / in / right / OK. Point 2. / I never / podcast / I can't be bothered / fair / show live on __ Saturday morning / of course / live / of course / you / why / highlights of it later in the week. Uh ... that's ... uh ... / That's up to you / point / totally pointless, wasn't it? / knicker, pant, undy, tight, suspender ... / I'll tell you what / I don't know / favorite / ever / all / undy, tight, suspender ... anything below the __ ... the waist ... anything / requires pluralizing / because legs are independent things. / Well ... well, hang on now. / they are and arms aren't / They're not. They're not independent things / not / Well, they are, mate / you don't walk ... unless you walk like a ... kind of, like ... uh ... / one leg moves / goes / with / it / life of their own / dancing / sometimes / or if I __ playing sport / I think ... I think we know what / mean / arms are / move your arms independently / of what / if you / head / can you? / Huh? / Your arm ... your legs / of / of each other / right / one another / does that apply to eyes? ... __ __ move your eyes / independently __ each other? / easy / is it? / You try it. ... Anyway, I don't think it's anything to do with whether it's below the waist of above the waist / what was ... what was the point? / things that are below the waist / that's his point / Daniel / uh ... P__ says / it's "a trouser press" / not a __ press / that's a great addition to the ... uh ... debate / ... Is it? / __ ... yeah. / Why? / different / something unthought of / well / if / out of your system / let's move on / It's / once upon a time / at all / different word / it? / almost like an adjective or something / look / can you / put them / trouser press / doesn't give you anything / once upon a time ... once upon a ... / This is from E__ B__. / before trousers / time before / we / now this could be interesting. / ... we wore a pair of stockings, or "hose". / OK. / Some genius created tights and trousers by joining the top. But, being __ __ our __ __, we carry on with antiqu__ed pairing / Either that, or / deliberate __ language to spot foreign spies. / What a fantastic email. / A lot to think about there, E__ B__ / how old / pair of / pair of trousers / never understood why / pair of glasses. / Uh, don't start that.

Happy new year / classic lineup, Rhod and Korkey. ... My resolution is to overthink less. / That's a good idea. / regarding the "How many holes / " feature / Can I just say / right off the top, that, if your / new / even / That is quite true. / you should just let it go / That is quite true / pants / does the w__ of the fabric count? ... Briefs or Y-fronts / it's a minefield / and / Korkey / on the subject of pants, Korkey did say to me / a couple of tracks ago / that / I / Greatest pants / best pants money can buy / don't say / brand / counted as adverti__ing / banned / BBC, you know. / No. / what / so good / they are just so comfortable. / Are they? / They __ __ an Australian brand. / All right. / Australia / May / turned up / No / touch-rugby / Yeah, it's called Touch. ... It isn't called Touch Rugby, but / very different, mate / field, groping each other / ... Yeah. I'm not into that. / Yeah, go on. / he turned up ... uh ... he / some sort / who are we talking about? / touch-rugby world cup / Yeah. / turned up and said / they / best pants / and / how comfy these pants were / Yeah? / Anyway, I / fly back / Yeah? / and I thought, "__ __ __ __ / bought / flight / incredible / got back before I knew it / airport / No, no, I went to __ shop / last hours in Australia / you got a cab / pant__ shop / bought / travel backward__ / with / airport / Mate, ... is that / first time you__ ever been to Australia? / yeah / Could be the last? / Yeah. / anything / way / some pants / what would you have done? / where were you? / I / in B__ / and I ... um ... just met a mate / moved out / we__ had a coffee / shop / before went to the airport. / OK / I was being offered / incredible comfort, mate. / buy __ online, mate / well, you can, now, / そりゃ、今はそうだけどさ / initially / last / in Australia / オーストラリアでインターネットが開通したのは最近のことか？ / and I was really disappointed / online / I bought one pair / know / somebody / told you / best pants / taxi / any more pants / more / sq__ / one more pair of pants / They're really big / anyway / mate. None of this adds up / at this point / I mean / 18 / pant ... s. / pair / yeah / anyway / they were amazing / came back / and then, over Christmas, / you flew back to Australia __ __ straight to the shop / plane / available online / another / I / mentioned / because ... you know / never had any / you / kind of, like / dish cloth / a bit like / T__ / elastic in / do you have any more / do / pants / old ones / used to live together? / Yeah. / Do they actually hold together at all / even stay up / すぐずり落ちるだろ / some of / naked in the middle of the room / pants / stood naked / Well, fair point. ... You know what I mean. / only garment / wearing / they're not great. I admit / love / there you go. / OK / that / just jotting that down / get / some / no no no no. I don't / listeners haven't written it down / they don't need to know / of course they wanna know / male population / come on, Korkey / well ... tough. You know. __ __ __ __ __ H__ H__ told you that. ...

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